Just Sayin'

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Awww its me and my gigantic boobs on my 30th birthday! lol

hmm what to say about this one. 

I got drunk, which is rare. I was silly and giggly and took lots of pictures and had beads in my cleavage all night. My now husband also had a cake made that had white chocolate penises all over it. it was lovely ;)

I havn’t laughed so damn hard at anything in a while. 

Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToTVFEHZhX4

and

Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKoxDOMaW_o

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lol hey, its a random Alice in wonderland snack platter!!

I spray painted some thrift store stuff, got ceramic glue to stick them together (hot glue failed horribly.. don’t do it) and then put dip in the top unpainted one and veggies all around the bottom. Good stuff. It was for a fairy tale themed Halloween party where the kitchen was done like a mad hatter tea party. Each room had a theme it was kinda fun. I’m sure more pictures will show up here and there. 

This fits me on so many levels. 

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Is it just me…. Or does my mom kinda look like that Adele chick?

Me in nearly every face to face social situation.

I don’t get it. I use to be so social. Debate team, sociable, friendly, always having a conversation to start, striking up conversations with complete strangers even….. I think i need to be a stoner again. I never seemed to have these issues when i was a stoner. 

This is what I get for leaving clean laundry on the bed before leaving…. #dog #laundry #hairysocks

PIF listings on Etsy. 

PIF? PIF is pay it forward. How people do it, is they put a listing for sale for .20 (since thats the minimum you can charge) and usually its something like a digital download or a custom banner.. I’m doing manips. Totally silly, stupid little manips but people seem to be entertained by them. 

MistyFigs manip’o’rama! : https://www.etsy.com/transaction/132004970?

Any suggestions for designs to ad?

“Have to pee so bad… have to finish this (insert art project here)”

You know you’ve been there a hundred times. 

There are windowed offices in the office i work in…. When i came across this gif i snorted with laughter because it would be hilarious to do this to one of them

There is not one good reason for a mirror at this height other than to check out your butt.

This is my reaction to carbs. 

only sucks at work.. otherwise, its magical

oh yeah! totally going to see Star Trek tonight.

Me and Josh have a deal that we can see two IMAX movies a year.. 1 his pick 1 mine, which is still ridicules for the fact we’re suppose to be good to save money for the house.. but contingent loopholes of fiscal responsibility aside.. It should be a good show, and in shamless Livermore spirit plugging, part of it was filmed in town (Livermore Lab) a block down the street from where I use to work. 

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LOL so yeah, i was doing a photo booth gig in San Jose CA at some fancy shmancy hotel and this bust kept looking at me… 

If i could have brought it into the photo booth with me for the test print I totally would have. Thing was friggin heavy!!  

(btw. i love how the hair under his lip looks like his tongue is sticking out)